Selecting or employing individual elements from a variety of sources, systems, or style
If you scour the internet for tips on
creating a website, you'll find tons of
information. It seems that everyone has an opinion about site
design, page structure, and proper theme.
I couldn't locate an idea or suggestion that really stood out. Faced with disappointment, I took a different approach.
I ate four, half-pound Hershey bars, drank a two-liter bottle of Coke, and proceeded to open an in-depth and highly entertaining conversation with God.
I then built this website to his exacting specifications. **
Please enjoy the site!
** God doesn't carry an iPhone, so I had to build my own Ark of the Covenant in order to talk with him. Try as I might, I never located the original Ark, and finding acacia wood in California was impossible, so I was forced to cut a few corners in my biblical re-creation.
I sometimes wonder if my small deviations from the divine blueprint caused any "dialing" issues when ringing up the Almighty.
Religious leaders are adamant that I did not speak with God, stating that God would never answer the Ark by asking "Y'all calling about the Ford?"
They're entitled to their opinion.