About this website

If you scour the internet for tips on creating a website, you'll find tons of information. It seems that everyone has an opinion about site design, page structure, and proper theme.

I couldn't locate an idea or suggestion that really stood out. Faced with disappointment, I took a different approach.

I ate four, half-pound Hershey bars, drank a two-liter bottle of Coke, and proceeded to open an in-depth and highly entertaining conversation with God.

I then built this website to his exacting specifications. **

Please enjoy the site!






** God doesn't carry an iPhone, so I had to build my own Ark of the Covenant in order to talk with him. Try as I might, I never located the original Ark, and finding acacia wood in California was impossible, so I was forced to cut a few corners in my biblical re-creation.

I sometimes wonder if my small deviations from the divine blueprint caused any "dialing" issues when ringing up the Almighty.

Religious leaders are adamant that I did not speak with God, stating that God would never answer the Ark by asking "Y'all calling about the Ford?"

They're entitled to their opinion.